All the top Funny and Fake people to follow on Twitter.

darthvader
Evil Orphan Annie™
  • Funny thing about that deal I made with Calrissian... it was never notarized.
    38 weeks 3 days ago
  • http://twitpic.com/sbgl4 - My Christmas decorations are now complete! -
    39 weeks 2 days ago
  • I'm coming out, so you better get this evil party started - http://yfrog.com/3ldarkpartyj
    40 weeks 2 days ago
  • RT @jennsaysmeow: One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot fatter. #starwarsthanksgiving
    40 weeks 4 days ago
  • RT @coheteboy - "This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you stuffing." "No basters! No basters!" #starwarsthanksgiving
    40 weeks 4 days ago
Borat
I make Sexy Time!

jackbauer
If everyone listened to my instructions, it'd be called '12'
  • I'm going to have to give Tony a talking to tonight. Seriously, what would his mum think if she saw him behaving like this.
    1 year 16 weeks ago
  • All that yelling at Janice and the best she and Chloe could talk about was "President Palmer" ? Clearly I wasn't yelling loud enough.
    1 year 18 weeks ago
  • Think about it. Chloe once said I could come and talk to her about anything, even Audrey. See the look I gave her? Screen Saver material.
    1 year 18 weeks ago
  • Case in point: I *hugged* Chloe. "hugged" Chloe. WTF.
    1 year 18 weeks ago
  • This ilness sure does some weird things to you.
    1 year 18 weeks ago
WilliamShatner2
Shatner's "real" account is @WilliamShatner
  • "WilliamShatner doesn't overact; it's the rest of the world that's phoning it in." - @weirdsmobile
    2 years 17 weeks ago
  • "William Shatner knows singing to music is just a fad." - @ChuckChuck
    2 years 17 weeks ago
  • "Shatner doesn't have an oversized ego. He has a bigger identity than yours."
    2 years 17 weeks ago
  • I demand my own Chuck Norris meme, e.g. "You don't impersonate Shatner, you just expose the Shatner inside of us all."
    2 years 17 weeks ago
  • ... but you know, I'm not the jerk they say I am. In fact, I'm a completely different kind.
    2 years 23 weeks ago

TheCoPresident
You can have my White House when you pry from my cold dead hands.
  • Strappin' on my piece to my leg and headin' to the next Obamer speakin' event with my fellow wingnuts. Laura, where's my strap on?
    1 year 2 weeks ago
  • Got go to my ear hair remover doctor. Nothing like free, government supplied healthcare. FOR ME! Laughing off my asshole!
    1 year 3 weeks ago
  • Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #comedy #politics #fake
    1 year 3 weeks ago
  • Don't much about that Rachel @Maddow fella, but he sure sounds like one of 'em smarty fact-checkin' liberals. His voice is kinda girly too.
    1 year 3 weeks ago
  • Big tweet to a couple of lovely fellow Texan lady followers: @cellpals and @tweetmeintexas. You make bein' so wrong feel so far right.
    1 year 3 weeks ago
VILE
Tweeting as a gift to all involved in the creation of Carmen Sandiego: Gary & Doug Carlston, Lauren Elliott, Gene Portwood,...
  • The ampersand (&) was once a letter of the English alphabet.
    42 weeks 6 days ago
  • In Bhutan, government policy is based on Gross National Happiness; tobacco and plastic bags are banned, as are street ads.
    43 weeks 1 day ago
  • Asia's largest camel and livestock fair ended today (Nov. 2). If you were to participate, where would you be?
    44 weeks 1 day ago
  • Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously Friday forenoon for four famished Frenchmen.
    44 weeks 2 days ago
  • I'm near a university town with a Chinoiserie garden pavilion and a new theater rivaling the famous house in Sydney Harbor.
    44 weeks 4 days ago